NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN PEOPLE GETTING CHESS METAPHORS RIGHT
 #the pawn; least powerful piece on the board— but with one wild move and if you get it to the end it can become the most powerful 
 #the bishop; amazing range but can only move on it’s color— a piece that will surprise you
 #the knight; the irrational piece— hardest to predict 
#the rook; who guards the king— a long range piece #the king; the ultimate goal— but can’t do the work itself 
#the queen; the most powerful piece on the board— the only piece that doesn’t emulate it in some way is the knight